MYSTERY CRATE - Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Three: Ice Cream or Candle?

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.8 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Billy has a new game exclusively for Jessica as she tries to get her to guess how many chips are in his bag of Ruffles. Fuentes is trying to figure out when is a good time to start the history of sports, Tyler Herro doesn't believe in history and Tony wants to know if it's an ice cream or a scented candle. Finally, Jessica said we missed an opportunity by not putting #unboxing in our description last week so we do it this week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	McDonald's burgers are prepared to order,
0:03.0	and the patties are made from whole cuts of beef,
0:05.0	sauce from farms across Britain and Ireland,
0:07.0	with a pinch of salt and pepper, nothing else.
0:10.0	There's not much else to say, really.
0:12.0	That sizzle speaks louder than words.
0:18.0	Served after 11am, subject to availability. Forgot your wallet? No problem.
0:23.6	With Samsung wallet, everything you need is already on your phone.
0:27.6	Store your loyalty cards, earn rewards when you spend, and keep your travels smooth with boarding passes and train tickets ready to go.
0:35.6	You can even tap in on public transport, no unlocking, no digging around.
0:40.6	And yes, your payment cards can live here too, safely stored and ready when you need them.
0:45.7	Travel Light, live smart.
0:47.4	Set up Samsung Wallet today.
0:59.3	This episode of Mystery C is brought to you by Draft Kings.
1:01.4	Draft Kings, the crown is yours.
1:03.9	We can get to the chip bag if you want.
1:07.1	I think it needs to lead like the national news.
1:07.6	It's a revelation.
1:09.6	What happened with the chip bag?
1:10.8	Oh, you're about to find out. You're about to find out. Yeah. Oh, shit. I'm a revelation. Yeah. It's, what happened with the chip bag? No, I'm about to find out.
1:12.0	Yeah, you're about to find out.
1:12.5	Yeah.
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