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MYSTERY CRATE - Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Two: Proper House Guest Etiquette

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

On a lean episode if Mystery Crate, the crew discusses the proper way to be a house guest when you take a trip or the best way to not be one at all. Chris Cote believes he is on a hot streak when it comes to ordering good food and suggests he can manipulate his daughter into ordering things he wants to try. Finally, the crew deep dives the hit HBO hockey/love story "Heated Rivalry." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:07.0

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0:14.0

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0:20.0

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0:23.3

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0:26.4

Visit Slack.com forward slash meet Slackbot to learn more. This is a very exciting mystery crate. I have so much stuff I want to get to that I actually wrote stuff down.

0:46.8

I have topics I want to get to. I want to get to artists fighting against AI. I want to get to the worst months to be up north. I want to get to my kids soccer team. I got

0:54.5

beef. I got a thing. I got a rant. I need you guys to help me with this. But first we start

0:58.7

with Jess's crooked pictures. Jess is in New York. You were on Levitard show earlier this week

1:03.5

and the comments were going after the pictures. How say you? So I feel kind of bad because I'm at

1:08.8

my friend's parents' house and they just got

1:12.2

eviscerated in the YouTube comment stream, which my friend was watching because I was like,

1:16.3

hey, you should watch.

1:16.9

Oh.

1:17.9

Go live from your guest room.

1:20.4

And I guess all the comments were about how crooked the pictures are in this room, which

1:24.5

they are very crooked.

1:25.9

But what's actually funnier is what these pictures are of.

1:29.9

It's the most like 1990s decorated guest bedroom, probably imaginable.

1:37.4

Yeah, I can't make it out.

1:38.2

This, yeah, this is the Pledge of Allegiance.

1:41.8

There's flags all around, like all of the flags of the United States states i could definitely see the one next to it is all the presidents and then the bottom three are in color i could definitely see that no no my point is it's even better wait let me see if i could get this off the wall okay there's also the constitution and the declaration of the judge okay jays is going to try to zoom in for a second, so you'd have to get it. No, it's, it's even better.

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