MYSTERY CRATE - Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Three: Zaslow Tries Root Beer

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Dan Le Batard

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🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Zaslow joins Mystery Crate to do something he has never done as a 45 year old man, try different sodas including a dreaded root beer. He also wants you to know that 'Sinners' is just a great movie and not the greatest movie of all time. Jessica got engaged and the group is excited to hear exactly how Lee pulled it off. Finally the crew fawns over Zohran Mamdani's Carhartt jacket and Jessica is worried about her long toe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hear that? It's your big McDonald's hunger calling.
0:03.0	Because the Big Arch is back. And this time it's here to stay with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and that Big Arch sauce. Hungry? You are now. Order delivery on the McDonald's app. Serve from 11am. Upcharges and fees apply to delivery orders. Just got engaged.
0:20.9	Just got engaged.
0:33.0	Yeah.
0:33.6	It says here on our topic sheet.
0:39.6	Well, we obviously want to hear Jess's engagement story.
0:43.6	Well, I can tell you my engagement story.
0:46.4	Does everyone want to hear my engagement story?
0:49.2	What would you give it at a scale of 1 to 10?
0:52.1	See how important we need to like that.
0:53.2	I mean, obviously 10 out of 10 for surprise because 12 out of 10 for surprise. I was too surprised. I actually am upset with how surprised I was. I think we should tease that a little bit because I'm very excited that we have Zaz here today. We mentioned earlier on the Levitart show earlier this week that... Talking Panthers?
1:12.2	Huh? What do you know about them, Panthers?
1:13.4	What did you know about them, Panthers? Zaz has not tried a ton of different sodas. I don't know if this is like a choice that you're just like, I don't drink soda. Is this a thing of like I just kind of at this point in my life trying to avoid soda? What's your stance on soda? Yeah, so this is kind of a big deal that I'm doing this here.
1:27.2	I grew up in a house where we never had soda.
1:30.5	Okay, we always had juice and gatorade
1:33.0	all right that's what we always had real gatorade none of this gate like sugar-free stuff no no no no
1:39.4	the real stuff you know matter of fact in the glass bottle yeah the glass bottle that's right
1:43.4	the oh gee glass bottle gatorade the glass bottle. That's right. Oh, gee. Glass bottle.
1:45.3	Gatorade bottle. Taste better. And, and then in my house now, you know, I have a family,
1:50.0	my kids, my boys only drink water, all right? That's so good. Only water. I'm jealous. And otherwise,
1:58.3	you know, and I drink vitamin water. Yeah. I love vitamin love vitamin water. And so, yeah, we don't
2:03.6	have soda in the house. We don't have anything like that. You're not a carbonation guy.
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