MYSTERY CRATE - Episode Three Hundred - Sixty: Heated Rivalry, eh?

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.8 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The crew breaks down the conclusion of Stranger Things, agreeing that no matter how it ended, people were going to hate it anyway. From there, they zoom out and celebrate the fact that we’re living in a rare moment with a lot of genuinely good TV to watch, including Heated Rivalry on HBO. The conversation then takes a hard left into why bowling is way more complex than just throwing a ball down a lane, Jessica’s celebrity sightings on the streets of New York during break, Mike Fuentes reading headlines, and Cote finally revealing his closely guarded tuna fish recipe. It’s TV takes, niche passions, and unnecessary secrets — exactly how Mystery Crate should. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What are you burning on there, Chris?
0:13.4	I got a telestrator in front of me.
0:15.0	I wish I had a football play so I could just circle some things.
0:17.2	All right, you go here, you got a linebacker here, and you go, and the Y, and the Y, and then the X.
0:22.4	I just love the idea. Spider Y2 banana. How do you not do the thing that everyone with the Telestrator does and accidentally draw a penis? I'm very disappointed in you. Greg did that. The joke was right there. It was the one thing. I'm just going to draw a little football play here. I'm gonna
0:35.6	I got an
0:36.6	offensive line here
0:37.7	just do your show
0:38.6	and I'll just play
0:39.2	with this
0:39.5	so as you can tell
0:41.3	we got a one thing i'm just gonna draw a little football play here i'm gonna yeah exactly line here just do your
0:38.4	show and i'll just play with this yeah you guys are you know so as you can tell we got a new gadget
0:42.1	yeah yeah yeah it's time to play with the toys how long before we uh do something really bad
0:47.1	with it oh we already did didn't we yeah kind of sort of yeah this is fun though good times
0:52.9	yeah good time all right i'll save it for something important though let's let's have a good show here first first mystery created the Kind of sort of. This is fun, though. Good times. Good time. All right.
0:55.6	I'll save it for something important, though.
0:56.7	Let's have a good show here. First mystery created the new year. How about us? Hey. Happy New Year. Are we still saying happy New Year? Did we all give our New Year's resolutions? No. I have none. No. We're not. Okay. I don't, well.
1:09.3	You know, it's funny.
1:10.2	I didn't think of one.
1:11.2	I have New Year's reservations.
1:12.9	First week.
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