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MYSTERY CRATE - Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Four: Roy Tries Mexican Wedding Cookies

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

After the show's successful experiment of having Zas try different sodas, Roy is forced to try a random item from the studio's kitchen. The show then explores the ghosts of Super Bowls past as they remember moments from the last few Super Bowls the show has traveled too. Chris Cote then questions the judging of the The Westminster Kennel Club dog show. Later, Jessica has no idea the segment has ended and Cote is challenged to see how many McDonald's Cheeseburgers he can eat in an hour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Mystery Crate. This is so super exciting, guys. We had to bump in downloads last week. Kazzazz tried soda. So someone's got to try something. Who's, Roy, go find something in that kitchen you never eaten before. We got to keep this rolling. We got to keep this rolling. Just go get something. Come back here shortly and be like, I've never had this before. Downloads are good. The Numbies are going to be good. Okay. And you can fake it, Roy. Yep. He can fake it. Okay. Probably better if you do. So Zaz had honestly truly never actually had soda before. Never had Dr. Pepper, never had root beer and never had cherry Coke, I believe. Yeah, there was some niche sodas he had never had. Okay, got you. Gingerail also. So we're baking on Roy to get something that is not niche inside of the conversation. I wouldn't say any of those pops are niche. I would say those are all mainstream. Yeah. Mainstream pops. Yeah. All right. Rose is helping Roy right now with something. Oh, she's grabbing one of those peppers that you get in like a salad. Oh yeah, those are good. Banana pepper. Pecoranies. Yeah, that's what it's called. I remember when I was young, I was like, Maybe the jalapeno had no idea what it was. They used to have those in like Papa John's pizzas.

1:13.5

They still do.

1:14.7

Oh yeah, they do. I have Papa John. I remember when I was young I was like maybe the jalapeno had no idea what it was

1:10.8

They used to have those in like Papa John's pizzas.

1:13.1

They still do.

1:25.1

Oh yeah they do. I have Avajas not too long ago. Really? Yeah, he wins. Chris, what if this backfires? What if this is our lowest downloaded episode? Then we never try anything again. Let's see what Roy has here. All right, Roy, what do you bring us? doesn't strike twice. I know.

1:26.3

I have grain-free cookies.

1:29.4

These are Mexican weddings.

1:31.1

All right, I have grain-free cookies.

1:29.4

These are Mexican weddings. All right, but guys, this is not how you do it. This is not how you drive Numbies. We tease it. We build up. He'll do it on the second half of the episode. Let's get back to our regularly scheduled programming. Okay. Carl said. But he's just got like grain-free cookies.

1:44.3

Like what are they?

1:45.9

And Fentes has a peppercini.

1:47.4

Why are they so... programming. Okay. Well said. But he's just got like grain-free cookies.

1:45.6

Like what are they?

1:47.3

And Flintes has a peppercini.

1:48.0

Why are they so, why are they so exciting? I think he actually said it right. Do not eat that yet. Eat it right now. No, Chris only not. But you've had it before. You tell me what to do. TSL. All right? No, I got the TESL, and it's not to cook tequila soda line.

1:59.9

Tees.

2:00.8

Time spent listening for you non-radio people.

2:04.6

Yeah. No, I got the T.S.L and it's not the tequila soda line. Tees. Time spent listening for you non-radio people. How's the Super Bowl week going, guys? You know what? If you want me to be really honest, I'm frank. I'm kind of upset that we didn't do anything related to Radio Row. I see everybody out there having fun. Amishak just crushing it. Yeah, yeah, okay, sure.

2:18.1

But like that doesn't, yeah, but that doesn't do with us.

2:20.3

We played it on our show.

2:22.0

Yeah, but Tony wants to be there as well.

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