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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Mystery Crate Ep. 235: Mystery Crate Sessions feat. Lucy Rohden

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

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4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The Shipping Container welcomes Lucy Rohden to the staff by asking her how she feels on a very special edition of Mystery Crate Sessions. They also discuss putting off TV shows to watch, how expensive trash cans have become, and how give a proper hug to your bros. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.

0:04.7

Music

0:22.7

Lucy. Yeah. Thank you for joining us today on Mystery Create Sessions. Thank you for having me.

0:27.9

It was less time you cried. Yeah. Um, like two days ago driving in Miami. Okay. I cry a lot. So like I but but why do you cry? Yeah, I was overwhelmed by the drivers here. What do you mean by that? Okay. So I have therapy next week, but this is nice. It's just going to be good out here.

0:47.8

The drivers here do not yield. Yeah. When they're supposed to turn left. How does that make you feel? It makes me want to throw up. Were you going straight or were you also turning left? No, so I was going straight and they were turning left. No blinker. Obviously. And they just went and they did not have the right to just go. And I made me cry. How do you think the blinkers feel about not being used enough? I think that there are

1:17.8

hurt. I think they're in pain. And I think it's wrong. And should be illegal. I'm actually it is illegal. Yeah, it's illegal to use the migraine to know that's not funny. I need you to bring the energy down just a little. This is mystery

1:30.6

create sessions. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You said you lived across the street from a satanist down the street. How did that how'd that go for you? Yeah. So his name was Pizzuzil, which with the name. Oh, shit. Pizzuzil Algarot.

1:44.1

I know exactly what you know what I'm talking about is mystery create sessions over. No, no, no, I have to. Okay.

1:49.0

The spishest. Okay. Wow. Okay. The famous Pizzuzil. Okay. Are we there? He's imagine six nine. He sounds like a clown. He's

1:59.3

he's imagined six nine. What he looks like. But also being a satanist that lives in this dirty, like incredibly cracked

2:06.5

Denny house. Is he happier? Sad. He's not happy with it. And then we now we can talk then we can talk about him. But he

2:12.1

used to host these huge like satanic parties. People would get messed up. And then weird things would happen. And one

2:19.3

person for sure was gone to two people for sure were two people. Wow. So you live that was mine. That was yeah, I had to drive past his

2:26.5

house every day. So Pizzuzil. Yeah. Pizzuzil. Yeah. That's not his real name. Not just Lee. I think it was like John or something. But

2:34.9

like did you watch like the like I think who did a little documentary or something on him. They portrayed that area to be like a

2:40.4

dark, bad place. It was suburbia's health. It was like not like that house was dark though. The house was really dark

2:47.0

because so basically no lights right. No lights. But they had a bunch of swastikas on the door. And they had this flower pot.

2:54.0

It was always really nice. And you were like, that's odd that they would have that there. But we would drive past his house

2:58.6

every day. And there was always the rule of thumb. Like because for the audio audience, your driving looks like you're

3:03.7

driving a bike. Yeah, I'm not I'm not riding a bike. But I was young. He can't drive a bike. I'm so I can't drive a bike. But I was young. So we would go past Pizzuzil's house. And the

3:13.6

rule was make sure your doors are locked. And a lot of the time we would duck because he would just sit on his front porch

3:20.1

with a machine gun and just wave to the cars passing by. And he always had a purple suit on like the Joker. That's terrifying. It was

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