Hello.

Hi, Reisabel. How are you? It's your old mate David Farrier.

I remember you.

So today's episode is about someone who buys their first home in America.

And everything seems perfect until they encounter

like a horrible problem that they never saw coming.

Okay.

I'm wondering if you've ever moved into a house and there was a big problem that you never saw

coming.

And you can't say living with me.

Well, that was the obvious answer. I was living in a dream

situation, which is that I was flooding with a whole bunch of really good friends of mine.

And for whatever reason, maybe I had moved out by the stage and I came back and I, one of my friends was away, so I stayed in their bed.

And as I was falling asleep, you know how sometimes when you're falling asleep in a new bed,

you're sort of sensitive to the feeling of the bed? And I was like, I feel like there's something

scratchy or like, you know, it's like, like a hair, you know, like moving on my skin.

And so I turned the light on and there were all these like tiny maggots like crawling over the bed.

Oh, God.

And I jumped out of bed.

It was just the most awful discovery.

But I, and to this day, I'm so confused if that was a new development or if that was like

always like that in that bed.

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