Greetings, my curious compatriots of the unexplained.

Step with us into a realm where unidentified flying objects streak across the twilight sky,

cryptosological marvels lurk in forgotten forests,

and the tapestry of high strangeness weaves its enigmatic threads. We will be your conduit on this extra-mundane journey, your guide to the unfathomable.

From the shadows of urban legend to the cosmic dance of the stars,

we embrace the extraordinary, for tonight the ordinary dissolves and the bewildering takes center

stage. Tonight we delve into the mysteries of the unknown.

I'm here to discuss the so-called flying saucers. I believe that some of them will prove to be of interplanetary origin.

This thing was 10 foot top, and I said, get away from here.

Hey now! and I said, get away from here.

Hey now and welcome Kabbalist to this, the first episode of The Secret Cabal Presents Mysteries of the Unknown, where we discuss all manner of high strangeness.

And as always, I'm your host, Jamie.

And today I've brought along with me a cast of founders and lords who all exhibit the

requisite open minds to discuss these sorts of things.

Fellas, let the Kabbalists know who's going to be unraveling these mysteries today.

This is Bender.

Tony here. Hello, hello. This is Bender. Tony here.

Hello, hello.

This is Don.

Ooh.

Oh.

This is Steve.

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