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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Myq Kaplan has never seen Dancer In The Dark

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Myq Kaplan has never seen “Dancer In The Dark” but he rewrote it and we read his script. The incredibly hilarious, always insightful Myq Kaplan is on the podcast. We take on Myq's take on Dancer In the Dark! Kyle and Myq are joined by Liz Glazer! We read Myq's script, then talk and take on some games. This episode was recorded PRE-ELECTION! Feels like it needs to be said. Please come join us on discord to and follow us on social media @neverseenitshow to see info very soon about our NEVER SEEN IT SECRET SANTA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Starbeams out of there.

0:02.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:09.0

this is never seen it.

0:13.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.0

Hello everybody.

0:21.9

Today's episode is with the incredibly funny Mike.

0:25.3

Kaplan, Mike is just the funniest.

0:27.8

We know that.

0:29.2

Mike has never seen Dancer in the Dark with Bjork, which I also have not seen.

0:34.5

Mike is just one of the funniest, quickest, most fun comedians to hang around.

0:38.4

We're also joined by the incredibly funny Liz Glazer.

0:42.1

It would make two first-time appearances on the podcast.

0:44.6

So fun.

0:45.6

I had a wonderful time.

0:47.4

We did, Dancer in the Dark.

0:48.7

It's a little weird recording this intro because I'm recording this intro in the month of October when we recorded.

0:56.5

So I don't know what happened on Tuesday in the presidential election yet.

1:04.6

I hope everyone voted.

1:07.7

Maybe I'll have to go back and re-record this intro.

1:09.8

I'm not sure.

1:29.6

But I'm doing this now because I have everything set up. Mike Kaplan has never seen Dancer in the Dark. Mike has an album called AKA, which is out everywhere. You can find that by just searching for Mike Kaplan and A.K.A. M.Y.Q. Kaplan, AKA. Wherever, it's on the same label that my album came out on, Blonde Medicine.

1:30.6

It is very funny.

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