Sometimes when I just talk to myself, I just crack myself out.

You guys, if you want to know something about me, I think I'm the funniest person alive.

She really does.

And that's all that matters to me is that I make myself laugh.

If you guys don't get it, I'm like, oh, God.

I just don't get it.

You're witty.

You impressed me with your wit.

Thank you.

I wasn't looking for a compliment.

I was just really just telling you, like, I think the funniest person.

I'm not a baiter of compliment fishing.

Wait, what? I was just saying it. I wasn't baiting your compliment fish hook.

Thank you, thank you. Okay. Speaking of being funny, I think I'm going to be funny tonight. Oh boy. You're going to ruin here.

You're going to ruin it. Dude, I have so much wild shit to talk about. Let's be real.

Okay. I'm into it. I can't wait. We're into it. There's a lot that's gone on since our last

episode together unfortunately i got

into a wreck last week yes we were supposed to be here last week and uh you uh not a fault of

your own but fender bender in the bronco i know it was so sad everyone it's episode 97 welcome back you know I had this moment I was laying in my bed smoking a joint and I just wanted a little chick-fil-a before I park podcast last week and I thought okay just get it delivered it's not far from here you know what i i hear that stupid term or that phrase all

the time you get into like 90% of wrecks happen within like two or three miles from your home

it's true my ass was coming from chick fillet an accident happened in the intersection and then

slammed into i hate the statistic i don't i don't i hate it. I don't get any statistics because you know what statistics are.

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