Welcome back. It's episode 62 of the My Maria 777 podcast. This is Maria and I am here with my new friend, Tom.

Fuck, I was thinking about your last name and I just messed it now.

Just go with it. Hey, whatever comes out, I've been called worse. I promise you.

Tom Argueo, how are you?

Perfect. I'm doing good.

How are you? And thank you for having me on. You know, we've had some major tech malfunctions

going into this podcast. Now I have some major like mouth malfunction. I swear, something is trying to

prevent us from putting this out there. I'm going with a certain alphabet letter organization trying to prevent this broadcast.

As Alex Jones would say, we're trying to prevent this broadcast from going out.

But I know we've been trying to do this for quite a while.

Let me tell you, Maria, you are harder to catch than COVID.

Too soon?

Is that too soon?

No, that was amazing.

I write my own material.

Okay, I have a Mandela effect for you.

You just did, but um, right? Badoomch, rim shot. I always add up, but um, bumpch. And I swear that that's the way it is from my timeline. And everyone I encounter is just like, no, you're so wrong. There could be some tom's and then the rim shot. But dom doomch? I've to, like, on my bucket list is to learn how to play the drums.

Do you play the drums?

You seem familiar.

I don't.

I am musical.

I do play a few instruments, but not the drums.

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