Welcome back. It's episode 34 of the My Maria 777 podcast. This is your host, Maria,

and I am here with the king of pussy himself, the unfit statesman.

That's the, just to be clear, that's... I couldn't even say it. I couldn't even say it. That's very misleading.

That is a misleading opening statement. And I feel like you're setting me up for failure because people are going to expect more than what I am.

Tell everybody why you have so much pussy right now.

Well, I decided to take it upon myself and adopt two kittens.

And let me just give you a little bit of context here.

Please.

We adopted, my girlfriend and I, we adopted two kittens, feral kittens.

Now, if you don't know what that means, it means that they were not born in a domestic household. They were born to a cat who was an outdoor cat. And it

basically means that when you take them home, they're not going to like you. They're not going to

like you because this is, and by the way, I'm getting all of this information from completely unverified sources.

From your girlfriend, essentially, right?

No, well, it was my girlfriend and then the woman who was fostering these two kittens who would smoke three or four packs a day inside her house.

Okay, I don't know, I don't know what she's, you know, where did she get

this information? Nobody knows. She wears her jeans at clit level. She literally like she wears it so, I don't know what she bends. You can just like moose knuckle. It's just like coming out of it. Like, well, you know what's crazy? It's not even that the jeans were tight. It's that when she would bend over to pick up the cats.

You could, not only would you see her ass crack,

you could almost see her asshole.

Like it was so bizarre.

It was, the jeans were tight it's that when she would bend over to pick up the cats you could not only would you see her ass crack you could almost see her asshole like it was so bizarre it was such a

bizarre situation but she was telling me that if if a cat doesn't see a human within the first six

weeks uh then it kind of says you know fuck humans so we took two feral cats in because we

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