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Myles Missed His Flight

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm jed-legged all fuck because I missed my connecting flight on the way home.

0:04.8

I had to sprint from B-9 to B-63.

0:08.8

I mean, it's benign.

0:11.0

I mean, it had to have been over a half a mile. Yeah it's 54 gates because it's the

0:16.3

Denver airport it's just one long strip and I roll up I'm dying I'm like did I make it and the guy looks out the window

0:28.3

yeah that's the door is closed and but the plane door was still open and it was like like it was so I was

0:36.6

so close that if that door were open they would I could have they pulled the jetway

0:41.6

away from it a little bit but I could have easily just taken one step into the year. Yeah, yeah, it's how close I was. Yeah.

0:48.7

Did you consider it? I almost did a Lloyd Christmas situation.

0:52.2

Mm-hmm. Go on the no-fly list.

0:54.0

Sir, you can't go in there.

0:56.0

Don't worry, I'm a limbo driver.

0:58.0

What content creator?

1:00.0

So did he, was he kind of up in the air, but whether he should let you enter? Oh, you can tell he was he kind of up in the air but whether he should let you enter?

1:03.7

Oh, you could tell he was felt bad about it because clearly they just shot it.

1:08.0

Yeah. And there was two guys standing there and the one guy was like well I can like call down there and see and the other guy just looks at him like,

1:14.3

nah dude, he missed it.

1:15.5

Fahh.

1:17.5

So then like I'm, I have to recover.

1:20.8

This was like a, this was like a, so I'm sitting in one of the chairs just breathing, super heavy,

1:26.2

coughing, wheezing, noses running, my calf starts cramping up.

1:30.6

Your faces and your hands. And this guy is like, do want me to book you on a flight?

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