Myanmar w/ Small Brained American (Conner McBee) | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir
You Be Trippin'
Ari Shaffir
4.6 • 826 Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2025
⏱️ 153 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a complete sty over here. |
| 0:01.9 | It's a stoner's den for sure. Dude, it's so embarrassing having like high level people here, like Rob Lowe and stuff. And I'm just going, I cleaned up for him. No offense. You wouldn't clean up for me. What the fuck? I mean, you're an asshole guy. Yeah, this is my spot. Sweet. What are you doing in America? How was Donnie? Donnie's good, yeah, he's a fucking bro. That, |
| 0:23.3 | that office is amazing. It's like... Oh my God. It's... You did the gauntlet? No. There's like a six |
| 0:31.0 | six game. It's like you gotta hit a three. You got a kick of soccer ball. No, we didn't |
| 0:37.4 | do that. You have to do all these like different things. That's for Big got to hit a three. You got a kick of soccer ball. No, we didn't do that. |
| 0:37.7 | You have to do all these like different things. That's for Big Cat. No, you must have gotten the royal treatment. I don't think Big Cat was there though. Okay. But I was talking with my girlfriend. Like she used to work in Amazon. Yeah. And she was always bitching about the office and stuff. And I went and it was like free coffee. like bring your dog |
| 0:53.1 | like they have a bookshelf |
| 0:54.6 | Big pong table |
| 0:55.4 | Yeah |
| 0:55.8 | And it's |
| 0:56.2 | Barstle is even better |
| 0:57.4 | Barstle stuff and I went and it was like free coffee like bring your dog like they have a bookshelf |
| 0:54.6 | ping pong table yeah and it's Barstle was even better barstle they have fucking high noon |
| 1:00.2 | machines they have Zinn machines 25 cents I heard Portnoy went there and saw like that they had |
| 1:04.6 | some warehouse and goes oh I get what you guys are doing actually go bigger I get it let's get |
| 1:09.2 | a actual fucking big thing had a gym in there, a basketball court? |
| 1:12.6 | They have former, like, real, like, players. |
| 1:15.3 | Really? |
| 1:15.7 | Like, Division I, football players. |
| 1:18.1 | One guy was, like, was going to get drafted, and he goes, I don't just get CTE. |
| 1:21.4 | Like, I'm going to call it. |
| 1:22.3 | Because they were getting paid now. |
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