My Word Is My Bondi

The Muckrake Political Podcast

CLNS Media Network

News, Politics

4.6 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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This is a free preview of the Weekender edition of the podcast. In order to unlock the full episode, as well as live shows, the mailbag, and exclusive access to our Discord server, head over to Patreon.com/MuckrakePodcast. Your support keeps this project going and keeps us editorially independent. Co-hosts Jared Yates Sexton and Nick Hauselman break down a national address from Donald Trump that played out like a second-grader trying to fake his way through a book report. Between the threats to bomb Iran back to the Stone Age and the bizarre claim that the Strait of Hormuz will just "naturally" reopen, the performance was a desperate attempt to stall for time as market futures cratered. The conversation digs into the grim reality behind the rhetoric, featuring an administration paralyzed by the choice between a catastrophic ground war and a global economic depression. We also look at the exit of Pam Bondi from the DOJ. Whether it’s a mutual destruction pact over the Epstein files or a move to bring in a more aggressive interim AG like Todd Blanche, the corruption is out in the open. The episode also covers the Supreme Court battle over birthright citizenship, the Chinese hack of the FBI's surveillance systems, and the psychosexual disaster of the modern GOP—specifically the "bimbo-ification" and roleplay scandals surrounding Brian and Kristi Noem. To wrap things up, the guys share their Weekender recommendations, including a look at the chaotic documentary chronicling the disaster of Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis.

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0:00.0	All right. That was a classic one. Hey, everybody, welcome to the Weekender Edition of The Milk Creek Podcast. I'm Jared D. Sexton. Here at Nick Hellsman. Nick, how you doing, man? Good, good. A classic opening of a beverage in case anyone works. That worked well. Sometimes it doesn't do it. That was like, that was almost like a stock sound. Yeah, exactly. Like, yeah, that would be one you'd pay I'm very happy with that.
0:23.0	I'm very happy to be here with everybody.
0:24.7	Also, like a stock sound. Yeah, exactly. Like, yeah, that would be one you'd pay for. I'm very happy with
0:22.8	that. I'm very happy to be here with everybody. Also, by the way, Nick, just a preview and we'll get to it
0:27.2	later in the show. Pam Bondi! Gone. Bye-bye, Bondi, as you put it. Couldn't have happened to a
0:34.7	nicer lady, Jared. Couldn't have happened to a nicer lady. We're going to talk about that here in just a little bit. We've got an absolutely jam-pack show. The news, the news that don't stop. A reminder, if you're listening to the preview of this, and we know that you're listening to every preview, please head over to patreon.com slash my Craig podcast. Gain full access to the weekend or episodes as well as live shows, reaction shows, mailbag shows,
0:58.2	you name it.
0:58.8	It also supports us and keeps this project going.
1:02.0	Nick, we're recording this on Thursday, April 2nd, which means that last night on Wednesday,
1:08.2	President Donald Trump gave a national address talking about the situation in Iran.
1:15.1	And Nick, we got a lot of new information here. He's saying two to three weeks left that he is going to, quote, bomb them back to the Stone Age.
1:24.7	He also informed the world that the United States of America has more than
1:28.2	enough oil. We're not worried about any other oil. We don't need any of it. Everything's totally
1:32.7	fine. He also suggested that our European allies who need oil, that they should go in and take
1:38.7	care of the Strait of Hormuz. But also, Nick, he said that somehow or another, the straight
1:43.9	would just open up naturally when all of the stuff was done.
1:48.2	Here is the president looking really good and sounding even better.
1:53.1	They're the bully no longer.
1:55.4	This is a true investment in your children and your grandchildren's future.
2:00.6	The whole world is watching and they can't
2:03.3	leave the power, strength, and brilliance. They just can't believe what they're seeing. They
2:09.3	leave it to your imagination, but they can't believe what they're seeing the brilliance of the
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