My Wife Stole my Rare Toys.. so I got Revenge - TIFU
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 11 February 2022
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My wife stole from me as well as her job, so I hunted her down and had her arrested. |
| 0:05.1 | My first marriage was to a woman with bipolar syndrome. When she was medicated, she was awesome, |
| 0:10.0 | but she finally convinced herself she didn't have a problem and stopped taking her medication. |
| 0:14.9 | I dealt with a lot over the years with her fake pregnancies, affairs, and lots of lies. |
| 0:19.6 | She could never keep a job for more than a month or two. She would get a job, tell me how much |
| 0:24.1 | she loved it for the first month or so, and then something would happen. They would fire her, |
| 0:28.8 | and she would blame everybody but herself. While in-between jobs, I would find some of my items |
| 0:33.9 | going missing, movies, collectibles, etc. I thought it was her, but I had no real proof. |
| 0:39.0 | Finally, she opened her own business doing house cleaning. She was a neat freak who was very |
| 0:43.8 | obsessive and good at cleaning. Despite her condition, she was very charming and likable, |
| 0:48.2 | and soon had a large client base. I thought things were getting better. I was very proud of her. |
| 0:52.6 | She was even bringing home more money than I was, then came the night that she didn't come home. |
| 0:57.1 | I was frantic. I kept calling her phone. No answer. I finally got a hold of her sister, who said, |
| 1:02.4 | I want to start off by saying it's not my fault. Turns out when my wife showed up to her first |
| 1:07.0 | client to clean that day, there were police officers waiting for her. Apparently, my wife was not |
| 1:12.0 | only cleaning her client's houses, but cleaning out their jewelry boxes, purses, and other valuables. |
| 1:17.2 | I finally get a call from her that night from jail. She's crying, begging for my forgiveness. |
| 1:21.9 | I try to be sympathetic. She tells me they're going to let her out the next day. |
| 1:25.7 | The next morning at around seven o'clock, I'm waking up to a knock in my door. I answer and |
| 1:30.6 | find two uniform police officers and a detective standing outside. I apologize for being in my |
| 1:35.9 | underwear and let them in. They search our apartment high and low and ask me a bunch of questions. |
| 1:40.8 | I am honest with them. My wife finally gets home later that night, once again apologizing profusely. |
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