My Wife’s Boyfriend

Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Will a butt-naked graduation photo derail a college grad’s employment aspirations? An accountant left clinically dead for 11-secs receives a reprimand from his supervisor. Ironically, that's the least of his problems. His position in a polyamorous affair could be a nightmare. In an addendum to Rod's Relationship Fair 2: Military Sex, @Rod4Short talks with a military spouse whose significant other was unfaithful. She also details her pivot into the world of stopping drug trafficking. Our researcher, Down South Georgia Girl, explains she is not susceptible to joining a cult. What does an Intelligence Specialist do? Is Pelton envy real? The team debates. Beyonce's 'Break My Soul' inadvertently taps into the worker malaise leading people to quit their jobs. America's troubling obsession with the Confederacy leads to an Emmy nod for Roy Wood Jr and the documentary he helped produce 'The Neutral Ground'

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, coming out every Thursday.
0:07.5	We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls?
0:14.3	We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go,
0:21.9	but how many of them come out on Thursday?
0:25.1	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart,
0:26.7	wherever you get your podcast.
0:30.8	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:34.5	Now hiring.
0:40.9	Beyonce's new Renaissance album and some of the lyrics from the album
0:44.1	have inspired some of her fans
0:47.4	to quit their job.
0:50.6	What?
0:52.6	Huh?
0:55.7	There is a line in the song titled, Break My Soul.
1:02.1	And she says, and I quote, now I just fell in love.
1:07.4	And I just quit my job.
1:10.0	So women heard Beyonce talking about how hard this job is.
1:13.4	Unstable women.
1:14.6	Be nice.
1:15.6	And let me quit this damn job.
1:18.5	And they did.
1:19.5	You got to be a dumb motherfucker.
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