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🗓️ 22 July 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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0:00.0 | His wife hates him for not making it to the NBA, so she cheats on him to get alimony, but he has a plan. |
0:08.1 | This is about my former boss at a pretty big grocery chain. So Dave was a pretty average guy, |
0:14.0 | 40-something years old, graduated high school, married his high school sweetheart, and got a stocker job |
0:19.7 | at a grocery store and worked his way up to store manager. |
0:23.0 | I worked at his store for eight months and he was a great boss. Everything got weird in month 9 when |
0:28.5 | he was suddenly fired and the very next next month he came back as the produce manager. Then the |
0:34.4 | produce manager, Bob, suddenly became the store manager. I was stocking |
0:39.1 | with Dave one night after the fact and asked him what the frick was going on, so he told me. |
0:44.0 | Turns out Dave's high school sweetheart wasn't so sweet. She married him because he was six |
0:49.6 | foot seven, the star of the basketball team, and she thought he was going to play in the NBA. |
0:54.8 | When he chose quiet small town life instead, she never forgave him for it, nor did her |
1:00.0 | well-to-do white parents. |
1:02.2 | No money, no tolerance types. |
1:04.7 | She even cheated on him with guys that worked beneath him in the stores he managed. |
1:09.0 | He told me he had to change stores five or six times over |
1:11.7 | the years, but had stayed with her for his kids. She had threatened to take them away, |
1:17.0 | and he didn't want them to suffer or for him to be known as another deadbeat, N-word to everyone in the |
1:22.2 | community. So he played the long game. He was a good father to his kids. When her wife's parents died, |
1:29.7 | he used the big inheritance to pay for all three of the kids to go to really good private schools |
1:34.3 | and top-tier colleges, with the rest set up in a trust fund. He lived frugally and got an accountant |
1:40.2 | to manage his savings. At the youngest kid's high school graduation, he served his wife |
1:45.4 | the divorce papers and walked away. She can't get alimony because he needs to be gainfully |
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