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Am I the Jerk?

My Wife Hates ME for Not Making it to the NBA… So She Cheats on ME to Get Alimony but I have a Plan

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

His wife hates him for not making it to the NBA, so she cheats on him to get alimony, but he has a plan.

0:08.1

This is about my former boss at a pretty big grocery chain. So Dave was a pretty average guy,

0:14.0

40-something years old, graduated high school, married his high school sweetheart, and got a stocker job

0:19.7

at a grocery store and worked his way up to store manager.

0:23.0

I worked at his store for eight months and he was a great boss. Everything got weird in month 9 when

0:28.5

he was suddenly fired and the very next next month he came back as the produce manager. Then the

0:34.4

produce manager, Bob, suddenly became the store manager. I was stocking

0:39.1

with Dave one night after the fact and asked him what the frick was going on, so he told me.

0:44.0

Turns out Dave's high school sweetheart wasn't so sweet. She married him because he was six

0:49.6

foot seven, the star of the basketball team, and she thought he was going to play in the NBA.

0:54.8

When he chose quiet small town life instead, she never forgave him for it, nor did her

1:00.0

well-to-do white parents.

1:02.2

No money, no tolerance types.

1:04.7

She even cheated on him with guys that worked beneath him in the stores he managed.

1:09.0

He told me he had to change stores five or six times over

1:11.7

the years, but had stayed with her for his kids. She had threatened to take them away,

1:17.0

and he didn't want them to suffer or for him to be known as another deadbeat, N-word to everyone in the

1:22.2

community. So he played the long game. He was a good father to his kids. When her wife's parents died,

1:29.7

he used the big inheritance to pay for all three of the kids to go to really good private schools

1:34.3

and top-tier colleges, with the rest set up in a trust fund. He lived frugally and got an accountant

1:40.2

to manage his savings. At the youngest kid's high school graduation, he served his wife

1:45.4

the divorce papers and walked away. She can't get alimony because he needs to be gainfully

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