My White Friend Begged The Gods to Make Him Black (on his knees on my driveway) | EP 235
Random Order Podcast
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5.0 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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To kick off 2026, we reflect on the time Trey's Italian boy cried to the skies, "I wish I was black!" at the end of our driveway. Also:
👾 Reviewing your most recent turtleneck photo (DISCORD SEGMENT)
⭐️ The time when all gentlemen had to wear top hats
⭐️ The time T-Pain couldn't stop wearing top hats
⭐️ T-Pain's pockets feel the pain off the Bugatti purchase
⭐️ Gym vs Gymnasium
⭐️ Chillin at home on New Years
⭐️ Joining the work portal on break
⭐️ Sheldon tries the Cheeto-Dusted shawarma
⭐️ A turtleneck in NYC started The 'Vid
⭐️ KevOnStage eats down boots
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.2 | Let me tell you about this time shouting. |
| 0:07.5 | This is one time Trouvon's good friend was screaming on his knee to the gods that he wishes he was black. |
| 0:15.5 | Wait, what? |
| 0:16.3 | I didn't even remember, like, my brain deleted before and after. |
| 0:19.3 | It's like when your camera detects motion he'll save |
| 0:21.7 | that part yeah yeah i saved the meat i forgot how we got there and how we left it this kid must |
| 0:28.1 | have been like seven and he was on one knee at the end of our drive we screamed into the gods i wish i was |
| 0:33.0 | black 50s just dropped though 50s yeah okay okay we're coming off the massacre yeah he just dropped though 50 just dropped Yeah |
| 0:38.6 | 50 just dropped |
| 0:40.4 | Yeah yo got out |
| 0:41.6 | It was a crazy time |
| 0:43.0 | Random Morton show episode |
| 0:44.7 | 235 oh |
| 0:46.5 | You know what it is man |
| 0:47.4 | It's a goddamn boy Jermaine man |
| 0:48.6 | You better trade him yet |
| 0:49.9 | Yeah 26 |
| 0:51.4 | Big Shell Sebastian beaming in |
| 0:53.6 | Yeah you know what I'm saying The chocolate one. You know what it is, man. What a wholesome episode to kick the year off, man. You know the saying, man, new year, new subject matter, man. We decided this year we're gonna turn the new leaf and step it up topic-wise. The time when all gentlemen had to wear top hats, the time T-Pain couldn't stop wearing top hats. T-Pain's pockets filled the pain when he bought the Bugatti. We had to check the Discord man for your most recent images of you in the turtlene. The difference between the gym and a gymnasium. When our Italian friend was crying and screaming, saying he wishes black, chilling at home on New Jersey. We gotta join the portal on break, Sheldon actually tries the Cheeto and Crested Charma. COVID actually started with the turtleneck. And of course, man, you know we had to review this man. Kev on stage eating down boots. Dancing wise, man. It's a new year. Let's do it. Alright, why not? Let's go. Enjoy it. Fine. And I'm bringing the dab back. |
| 1:45.9 | Damn. |
| 1:49.8 | You just threw up in your neck. |
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