Hi, guys. How are you? Um, I'm recording this on Friday, but I don't think I'm going to upload it until Monday. But I took like, I haven't

recorded for a week. I actually started to record this episode on Monday, Tuesday, Monday,

and then I ended up going to Chili's instead. So, but I think honestly in that situation,

my priorities were pretty much in check.

I kind of stand by my decision there.

Um,

but I am going to post two episodes this week,

upload two episodes this week.

So,

um,

because this one's going to be annoying.

That is my formal disclaimer.

It is simply me complaining.

It probably won't be a super long episode. And then I'm going to do like a ha ha funny episode later this week. I mean,

this one's going to be funny too because it's always funny to laugh at my misfortunes, right?

That's what my private Snapchat story is called, Maddie's misfortunes. I feel like in the reason, okay, the reason

I haven't recorded this week is I've just been coming off the heels of one of the worst weeks

just ever. And not in the fact that like a lot of bad things happen. It was more so just like a smorgasborg

of, is that a word? A smorgasborg? I feel like you're supposed to say,

I don't know. I have no idea. It's just been a compilation of just unfortunate events.

You know what I mean? A series of unfortunate events. That is what this chapter of my life has been

called. I'm sorry, I just cannot speak today. Um, it's just like it was one thing after

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