What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy. Hello? Bruce, where's mom? Alex.

I'm

Okay. Oh, hi Henry.

Alex.

This is...

This... This is what wedding planning is doing to me.

Alex, it's 9 a.m.

Oh fuck off! Oh, We got a talk. Hello daddy gang. It is your founding father back at it again for another episode of Call Her Daddy.

If you are driving down the freeway, cruising to work, cruising to go fuck your ex-boyfriend,

pause because you should probably watch this episode.

So after you fuck him him then go home and

debrief with me I am currently in a bathtub that's why you need to watch this I'm in a

bathtub with a veil on my head drinking wine at 9 a.m. Why am I drinking wine

at 9 a.m you may ask I drinking wine at 9 a.m. you may ask. I do that all the time.

What are you talking about, don't you? No, I'm actually freaking out. Clearly I look like I'm having a

mental breakdown. I'm trying to plan my wedding. The last you guys heard for me, I got engaged. It was beautiful.

Mac got me the ring. I was thriving. And then right after we got engaged everyone started asking the dreaded mother-fucking question

Alex, when are you getting married?

Fuck off, I don't know. So now I'm having to plan my fucking wedding. I never dreamt of it growing up. F

I don't know. So now I'm having to plan my fucking wedding. I never dreamt of it growing up. I don't know what I want to look like, where I want it to be, what's happening.

So to try to really illustrate the state of my wedding planning,

let me walk you through all the possibilities of my wedding planning. Let me walk you through all the possibilities of countries and states and locations and everything that I have debated having my wedding in throughout this God-forsaken mother-fucking process.

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