Because we're in a place of animals, this one says, am I the asshole for neutering my neighbor's cat? The way people act, I'm like, I sold my, I made my neighbor's couch, I neutered their cat. What happened to love my neighbor? I heard that could put me food on a daily basis and bring it over to me. Oh my God. I'm a guy who loves to hang out in my garage. I've got a TV set up there and hang out there. The local creep.

Everyone's like, yeah, we know him. I love the Shiwi in my garage. So a few weeks ago, this young black cat comes up to my garage. He looked pretty normal and had very orange eyes. I love like the description. Yeah. He was pretty friendly and had a collar on him.

This wasn't a normal collar for cats.

Cats are supposed to have a breakaway collar because if you have a cat, you know they like

to crawl in like tight spaces.

This cat had a Cuban link collar on.

That was somewhat tight.

Hello.

Wait, like a metal like you. I'm obsessed with her. This blinged out. Literally this iced out. I support that. Literally. This collar had no name tag on it or nothing. I gave it some dry food because it seemed like it was starving. Okay. First of all, that's a lie. Cats always act like they're starving. All animals act like they're starving at all times.

They're starving because they haven't had their milk sauce. This cat would drip. They haven't had their morning long day. We live near a very busy street and the cat didn't seem phased by cars at all. About 10 hours of pass and the cat was still hanging around. They're like, I was giving it food the whole time. I don't know why he's a

smoking a cigarette

And it's chain like

Also you hanging out in your garage for

10 They're like, I was giving it food the whole time. I don't know why I wouldn't leave.

Smoking a cigarette and it's chain-linked. Also, you hanging out in your garage for 10 hours. This vibe. So I decided it was best to keep the cat overnight so it didn't get hit by a car. I posted a few missing cat ads on Facebook, the next door app, and other sites. Girl, they're busy with the missing town. Literally.

Like help.

And the next day, I went to my local shelter to see if it was microchipped. It unfortunately was not. This is the same exact way I got my current cat. But my cat had a microchip, and we couldn't contact the owner. So I decided it was best to wait a week to see if anyone responds to my missing cat ads.

A week passes by nothing.

So I book him appointment to get this cat fixed because you're supposed to get stray cats fixed so they don't spray everywhere.

This stray cat with a Cuban link?

It's like, okay. Who puts a Cuban?

He was born that way.

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