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it's been one of those weeks. It's been one of those weeks. Actually, it's my knuckle bleeding.

If it was my finger bleeding, I would be very queasy.

For some reason, every, like, I could have a huge cut on my arm, and I'd be fine.

Well, depending where it is.

If it was, like, right here, like, in, like, the arm crease, I think I would pass out. But, like, if it's just,

like, on the side of my arm, whatever. Um, I could have a cut on my hand, whatever. But for some

reason, if I have a cut on my fingertips, I could pass out. I don't know if it's because I bite

my nails. So, like, over time, my, like, fingers have gotten very bulbous, and they just remind me of, like, grapes bursting.

Sorry, this isn't a good way to start this episode. I'm so sorry.

My knuckles bleeding, and I'm doing fine. I'm doing fine. However, it's been one of those weeks.

I'm not in a good mood, okay? I'm not in the best mood. This is a spur of the moment episode.

Like, I just decided I was filming this 10 minutes ago. Actually, I didn't decide. I'm forced to film it.

We've been ahead with our episodes, so we'll film on a Friday, and then that episode won't go up until the next Monday.

So that Caesar has like a full Monday to Friday to edit it, right?

I had a guest on, for the episode that's supposed to go live on Monday, like the one you're watching right now, I had a guest and they haven't been able

to get me the footage because technical difficulties or whatever it may be. We only have today and

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