Hey there, audio listener. This is Crouter. I'm back from a week of medical testing, so I forgive you if my brain has a sort of a reward in it.

Just leave it rating. If it's Apple or Android, and Dave Landau is gonna be here, but not for long, because he got a span from YouTube.

So, I mean, enjoy it. Enjoy about last.

So, perfect way to start them. Yeah. Yeah. It's a perfect way to start Monday. It's damn good show.

Welcome back. I was gonna say, saver the aroma, which by the way, do you guys notice this when you are losing weight that you smell different? I don't know what that's like to.

Well, because of the mail. I think I was there. Thank you for filling in Dave Landau. I weighed me in at 240. And I said, lose some weight with the surgery.

Well, that's very blunt. Jerks. And then I realized that I smell like not like B.O., but like a little bit like a cab driver. When you're losing weight. Yeah. My headphones sound a little bit... Everything is off. Everything is a little bit off for me today, but that's also because I was inverted in tables and shocked with electricity.

You were spun around and stuff was weird. As opposed to shocked with the segments today, there will be homosexual pornography that we show that is not age restricted on YouTube. Wow.

There's a teaser for you. I hope you're looking forward to it soon. Yeah. I know what you like. Gerald, how are you? How are you? How are you? How are you, Cordelac? I'm doing great. Yeah. That was very black. How are you, Dave Landau?

Oh, oh, oh. Do you have some shows coming up, huh? I do. I have some coming up, DaveLandau.com, my vagus and Florida and places. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good places. Good places. I wish I could see. What we're talking about the immigration crisis right now at the border. Not a crisis. It is a crisis. It's absolutely a crisis.

We'll be talking about Black Jesus. We'll be talking about vaccinating children now. They're running some trials. So that's fun. If you want some flipper grandkids.

And there's a lot to talk about that happened in my absence. But first with the border crisis, photos of the Donut Attention Center in Texas were leaked to Axios. There you go. This is what's happening right now with their space camp blankets. That's a five star hotel. I don't know what you're talking about. But the way I get the dehydrated ice cream like that. No, we just give you the astronaut blankets because they're cheap. How about the dots? Dipping dots? Yeah.

That's what they use in space. They give that to the Indians. Yes. Did I make the papers again? Yeah, probably. Yeah. Doesn't it remind you a little bit of something about kids and kids and cages? Remember that? Yeah. Well, you know what? Listen, it makes sense because those are from 2014. So former vice president Joe Biden gunna former vice president Joe Biden. I do me, man. Come on. Come on, man. Also this Don LeMone.

Come on. He should pronounce it that way. I am just walking. It's like tonight on CNN. Don LeMone.

Hey. So Don LeMone, urged people to hang a picture. He said he need to hang a picture of talking to white Americans because everything is racial now. Picture of black Jesus to be more realistic about.

You know what? Here's let's just here's a clip. We also have to start being realistic about God and the Bible. And if you are a person of faith in this country and you know America is built on faith and religious freedom.

We have to, I think a good way of starting is to present the true identity of Jesus and that is as a black or a brown person rather than someone who looks like a white hippie from Sweden or Norway. And I think we should start with a true depiction of what Jesus looked like and put that in your home.

Either black Jesus or brown Jesus because we knew Jesus looked more like a Muslim or someone who was dark rather than someone who was blonde, the blonde looking carpenter.

Well, I don't know about he looked more like a Jew. Yeah, he looks more like Dustin Hoffman than Ted McGinley. Most likely. But tell you what that would be the act. Don LeMone, black Jesus.

Done. We got you be covered. Oh my gosh. Oh no. Not in this courtroom. Fantastic. Good. I'm going to be apologizing again to my friends in Detroit. Oh boy. Oh. I understand this.

I understand the point that he's making. First of all, I don't know what it talks about Swedish hippie. Yeah. I don't like the Swedes and I don't like the Chech. I don't like the Swedes because they cheap shot you in hockey and I don't like the Chech because nobody likes the Chech outside of that. It's fair game for everybody. But Jesus probably looked more probably looked more like a hijacker. He did not look like most death.

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