My Unhinged 2023 Predictions

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Hitting 2023 full force, Chris makes New Year’s resolutions, predictions for the Oscars, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya and Tom Holland, professes his love for Dr. Pepper, lays down the law on airplane seat etiquette, shares his secret recipe for the perfect match latte, puts BMW drivers on blast, battles bloody tampons, and showers Booger with big love. • Go to https://helixsleep.com/unhinged for up to $200 off your Helix Sleep mattress plus two free pillows (free shipping within the US) • Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED • Go to http://dadgrass.com/unhinged for 20% off your first order Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.9	I'm gonna do a screenshot of this. Why? Screenshot, we're recording it. I didn't even think about that. Yeah, that's...
0:55.9	That seems like a slate oversight. Are we going? We are. Hey everybody, what's up?
1:01.9	And welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens, the graphic sound you are hearing is my dog drinking water.
1:07.9	So I'm kind of trying to talk through it so it sounds less horrific. Sorry, you guys retreated to it.
1:15.9	I couldn't think of anything else to say. I was like, wow, it's still going.
1:19.9	Now, Happy New Year! Oh my God, I'm so cavalier about this or if I think I know what the word cavalier means.
1:28.9	But it's the New Year. It's 2023 and I mean, who's feeling rejuvenated?
1:40.9	Got it. Okay, I'm glad I'm not alone. Thank you.
1:46.9	Now, before we get into the episode, be sure to subscribe to Unhinged with Chris Clemens, wherever you get your podcasts, as well as video episodes are up on YouTube.com slash Chris every week at the same time.
1:57.9	And also make sure you're rating when you're viewing each episode after you're done listening it and while I'm at it, just follow me on TikTok and YouTube and Instagram.
2:07.9	And I have a Patreon, guys. Oh my God, I'm thinking about starting like a side podcast on Patreon that I just chill and fucking vibe with and smoke and do all that.
2:19.9	So we're figuring out, but you can go find me on all of those things. Now, it is the New Year, like we said. How are y'all feeling?
2:27.9	Pretty good. New Year, new me, baby. Okay, work.
2:32.9	Sam's just happy to be here. Yes.
2:39.9	Now, I thought it would be fun to start off the episode with like resolutions that we have. I know it's so groundbreaking.
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