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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

With the holiday season in high gear, Chris dishes about dinner parties with exes and dating best friends, apologizes to the Unhinged crew for bullying them, keeps it real about Little Debbie and Hostess baked goods, opens up about unwrapping presents etiquette, gives advice about coming out, suggests how to gift a crush and debates the Holy discussion of which day is the beginning of the week. Go to http://dadgrass.com/unhinged for 20% off your first order Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	A Big Spark Studios Original
0:04.4	Okay, it's recording.
0:20.0	No, I know it's recording.
0:22.8	I'm trying to fucking swallow as fast as I can.
0:25.7	And that's what she said.
0:26.8	Hey, everybody, what's up? Welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:31.0	I am Chris Clemens.
0:33.6	Now today is December 16th and God Sam, Jake, Justin here.
0:42.1	Everybody say hello.
0:44.3	Hello.
0:45.6	Howdy.
0:46.7	Hello, Jake.
0:48.4	You have another friend in the frame.
0:53.5	I swear to God each week, there's just going to be like a new
0:56.6	addition to the backdrop until it looks like Jojo Seawars House, I guess.
1:01.5	I don't really know, but has everybody been anything new?
1:07.4	No, I'm just tired because I stayed up.
1:09.3	I went to see Avatar last night and got home at midnight.
1:13.4	All three hours of Avatar?
1:15.2	I think it's over three hours.
1:18.2	Is it?
1:19.2	I thought it was, I thought I was rounding up.
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