All right, everybody, welcome into the Rob Gucci show. Sorry, you're going to hear some staticky bullshit for the next two seconds while I move this.

All right, we are back. This is the Rob Gucci show. I am recording live from Newport Beach, aka Snowport Beach, aka Chewport Beach.

That is a chewing tobacco reference for all of the 15-year-old listeners. I think it's super cool to throw in a big chew and get addicted to chew. At least you look cool, right? That's the whole thing. And Snowport Beach, aka cocaine, which is one of the most

overrated drugs of all the time in my opinion. But a lot of people, whenever I was at Arizona

State, people always go to Newport Beach for, I don't know, like holidays. Well, I guess it wasn't

when I was at in Arizona State. It was because I spent a lot

of summers in Arizona. But for Fourth of July, all the babes will go to Chuport. And I get why.

You know, it's right on the water. It's nice. We're in a nice place. Shout out to missing curfew

for accommodating the boys. Obviously, Jay Swish is a part of the show i'm not but these guys

are such huge beauties that uh they take care of me anyway so that's really fucking cool and uh today

we got that pickleball match because last time we came out here we couldn't record it obi got sick

same shit that happened to me in Vegas when we were recording.

I got so sick and it couldn't happen.

But that's showbiz, baby.

So we're back and recording it today.

I don't know when we're going to post it hopefully quick, but it's going to be a best

of three match.

And before we get into other news, such as my Uber driver saying the N-word twice, I'm, you know,

I just went for a walk to get a little bit loosened up.

I had an enchilada last night and a taco.

And we went to this place called Javier's, aka JVirs, as I like to call it.

Whenever I order a mojito, I say a mojito.

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