Join me in welcoming Father David next.

So there's probably two titles for this talk, and one would be Modernism to Tradition or My Two Conversions.

I'll spare you my moral conversions. This is really two intellectual conversions.

When Mrs. Brennan asked me to speak, it was about a year ago,

and she said that they had originally asked Father Ripperger,

but then since he said no, they decided to ask me.

You can't be entertained by the major leagues, you can always bring it to my head.

Best insult I ever got online was Steve Scoject called me a discount vegan-o.

I changed my, what do you call it, my Twitter handle, shortly to discount vegan-o.

So if you want pictures after this, let's get it

discounting you know. But I tried to talk, Mrs. Brendan Otto this about a week ago, because I said,

this is really subjective. I mean, shouldn't I talk about, you know, objective facts of our faith instead of my subjective

stories?

She said, women like stories.

But men do, too.

You know, St. Augustine has that famous story.

There was a deacon.

Quite forlorn as to how to teach and who was St. Augustine, he said, people like stories.

This is how you can fit doctrine in.

Now, when I reviewed my talk here,

it reminded me of a YouTube recipe where it just doesn't, I'll give you warning, it just

doesn't make any sense at first. It's like a bunch of these chopped ingredients on the back burner,

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