My Turkey Day

Tosh Show

Black Heart Productions

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Daniel tells a story of stomach issues derailing date night with his wife and shares what he is thankful for this year.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, it's me Daniel. Do me a solid. I don't ask for a lot, but like and subscribe to this podcast. Also, you could rate it. Highly, I would appreciate. Maybe even write a review. Maybe we'll become best friends.
0:15.6	Here's the problem with my stomach is that I feel fine up until the second that I'm not fine. And when I'm not
0:24.1	fine, it is T minus 30 seconds.
0:31.2	Tos show. It's a Tosh show.
0:37.2	Talk show for show. Welcome to Tosh show. Tosh Show for show.
0:39.1	Welcome to Tosh Show.
0:41.0	I'm Daniel Tosh.
0:43.0	With me is Eddie.
0:44.4	I'm Eddie Gosling.
0:45.8	Let's hit some music and let's start dancing.
0:50.8	You remember when Ellen used to dance?
0:52.9	Oh yeah.
0:53.8	That bit right there made her a zillion dollars.
0:57.5	Just dancing.
0:59.4	Coming off relatable.
1:04.3	Well, I'm all for it.
1:07.0	Now that she's not doing the show anymore, I think we should pick that up.
1:10.7	I think everybody at home should get up and dance.
1:12.6	Oh, but I'm in a car.
1:14.6	Put it in neutral.
1:16.6	Ghost ride the whip.
1:17.6	Yeah, come on, man.
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