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The Commercial Break

My Tragic Alter Ego

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

We’re all surprised Steve-O agreed to be on TCB We set expectations low Tina went to a star wars parody burlesque show We’re all weird in atlanta How did Santa get so skinny? Bryan pretending to like sports Subway, Jimmy Johns, & elephant murder A disturbing celebrity story TW: r*pe, SA, inc*st Bryan’s old country radio days Garth Brooks Garth as an emo rocker? VH1 Behind The Music Chris Gaines Best thing about music? Sex He was here for a tragic backstory He put out two albums with this alter ego Lying about dying Coming up with your own tragic backstory is so strange LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Please.

0:03.0

These gays.

0:05.0

They're trying to murder me.

0:08.0

And they could be shame.

0:10.0

Do you know these gays? And it could be shame.

0:15.0

Do you know these games? Please, this gaze, they're trying to murder me.

0:19.0

Please, this gaze, they're trying to murder me. This is probably an exciting better.

0:29.0

On this episode of the commercial break. Did she marry Garth or Chris?

0:31.0

I imagine she married both of them. This is probably an exciting bedroom.

0:35.2

It gets threesomes every night. Every single night. My husband and his split's

0:39.6

personality. I'm gonna I'm gonna pop one off as Garth and then I'm gonna be back as Chris.

0:45.0

Give me 15 to 20 minutes and one of those blue pills I'll be back is Chris.

0:50.0

The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.

0:55.0

Yeah boy!

0:57.0

Oh yeah, Gassing kittens, welcome back to the Commercial Break.

1:00.0

I'm Brian Green.

1:02.0

This is the Director of online disasters,

1:04.5

Tina, Tina, best to you.

1:06.1

Best of you, Brian.

1:06.8

And best to you out there in the podcast universe.

1:08.9

Thanks for joining us.

1:10.4

So happy to be here.

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