No.

This is creepy.

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Creepy Presents.

My Town Just Opened a New Grocery Store.

Written by Ashley Edens and narrated by Megan McDuffie.

My town just opened a new grocery store, and by a grocery store, I mean the grocery store.

While new businesses to accommodate our every desire are exciting in any-sized community,

nothing hypes the people like fresh construction sporting a produce aisle

in a town nearly impossible to find on a map. It was all anybody could talk about for months.

Whether chatting with your favorite neighbor or making polite small talk while in line at the

gas station, somebody was bound to start a sentence with the six words.

Have you heard their opening? I mean, half the time it was probably me. If you're from a larger

city, you probably don't get it. But if you're from a place where the population doesn't exceed

four place values, you do. As you may have noticed, I just left you

hanging there on the store name. And yes, I did it on purpose. Guilty as charged. I'm not the most

well-versed in the legal world, but I know better than to besmirch the name of a successful store chain. I don't even like

leaving negative reviews, no matter how many times a company emails me begging for my feedback.

Let's just say this place is popular in the Midwest and offers a healthy variety of ingredients

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