My Thicc Prison Boyfriend - Dropouts #106

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4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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This week Zach and Jared talk about how they’d sell their bodies out to survive prison. Zach also tells the story of how his grandpa almost got him beat up in a Wendy’s. Also we give an in-depth review of the Minions movie. Get 15% off your first order today at Prose.com/dropouts To listen to our podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/DropoutsYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/DropoutsPodcast If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/DropoutsPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I don't want to tussle, feel free to fill me up with that below the belly button muscle baby boys. That's all I'm saying.
0:06.1	Where are you going? Don't worry about where I was going with that. Just note that I would, wow,
0:11.7	uh, to not be shank. What's up guys and welcome to episode 106 of Dropouts. Um, I think it's,
0:18.4	it's 106. Is it 106? You deserve. No, I think it's 107. I've never been wrong in my entire life,
0:23.6	but I hear you. Let's look it up, man. Let's look it up. Okay. I'm looking it up. Okay. Okay. Hear me out. If
0:28.4	you're wrong, I get a pants you in public. No, please, I can't go through that again. Dingdong
0:32.8	in the wind was wrong with that. That hit the intro music. We'll figure it out after the intro.
0:37.3	Zach, you know that's a sensitive topic for me. Just do you have a small wiener cure?
0:41.4	Does it mean that you're not so human? No. Oh, fuck it is one. Oh, looks like that circumcision
0:46.8	is about to be float in the wind baby boy. No, because you know the most embarrassing thing that's ever
0:51.8	happened to me was getting pants and elementary school in front of the entire school. Run it back.
0:57.1	What do you mean? No, run the story back again. I got pants in elementary school. No,
1:01.6	I know. I know. I need details. Oh, you want to hear the story? Yeah. Dude, we've done this
1:05.8	100 and six times. And you think I've paid attention once? It's going to be the first time. Tell me
1:10.4	the story. I'm going to put this in the back of my mind and never forget. I hate this. It was
1:15.6	towards the end of the year in elementary school. We're all playing. We're having like a field day
1:20.2	outside and girls were having a field day after those pants came down, you know? Well, no, this is,
1:25.6	I was not a cute like six-grader. Okay, so was the package cute? No. Oh, what do you,
1:32.4	the package? My package? My six-grader package? Okay, now you're making me out to look like a petafile.
1:38.7	Can I ever run for office if this comes out? No, okay, so what happened with me? I can with these
1:42.9	politicians. Anyway, go on. No, so we were having a field day outside and I remember this fucking kid,
1:47.6	his name was Cameron. I'm on his side so far. He runs up to me, right? Sprints. And he, he
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