Welcome to the Shaline Show. Shaline is a Guinness Book of World Record holder for starring in the most fitness videos

And the founder of the Smart Success Academy. Your host once went nine days without checking email or social media accounts

And lived to tell. With the first female white rapper from the 80s, Shaline Johnson

Thinking of a master plan, because they ain't nothing but sweat inside my hands

So I dig into my pocket on my money spend, but I could beat up and feel coming up with length

I'm Shaline Johnson and I'm here to rob roms like mine can never be stopped

See, there's one of me and I know I'm Lee and Patti Rock and Zon, stop with them, I name Shaline

I know, not that great. Every part of that intro was true except the part about me being a female white rapper from the 80s

But you know, actually it is true, because I am white and I did rap in the 80s

But just from the privacy of my Camaro

So by now you've probably figured out I don't take myself too seriously

But there's a few other things I thought I should probably tell you about myself

And I'm hoping that I can learn more about you

I am so sorry

How rude of me to just start talking to you without ever really formally introducing myself

So I figured what better opportunity than now when I realize I'm getting comments from people like who are you?

Where did you come from and what are you all about that I didn't properly introduce myself

So if you already know who I am, you know, please feel free to save yourself a little bit of time today

And you can ignore this episode

But if we're just meeting each other and just starting to spend time together I thought it would be great

If I could introduce myself and it'd be super cool if you could introduce yourself to me

Just do it on my blog, go to Shaline Johnson.com, board slash podcast

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