My Son Was Costco

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about poopin' pumpkins, lifelong grudges, and trying to stay sane.

Get your tickets now for The Woopsie Daisy Tour! - https://punchup.live/craigconant

Lomita Man Merch Out Now!- https://www.craigconantstore.com

Follow Craig!

TikTok - https://tiktok.com/@craigpconant/

IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/craigpconant/

Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/

Need a natural, holistic facial or some Ayurvedic healing?

Contact Cynthia at Ritual Skin and Soul:

https://instagram.com/livecynplyayurveda/

https://instagram.com/ritualskinandsoul/

Check out Brian Johnson's Art! He did the 3 Skeletons Skateboards + The New Podcast Studio: https://www.instagram.com/brianjohnsonstudios/

Aztlan Herbal Remedies - https://www.aztlanherbalremedies.com/

Kettlebells South Bay - https://www.instagram.com/kettlebellssouthbay/

PV Coin Exchange - https://palosverdescoinexchange.com/

Deadlight Visions Graphic Design - https://instagram.com/deadlightvisions/

Donny Honcho's Healthy Pet Products - https://linktr.ee/localdogdaddy

Swank Hank's Handmade EDC - https://swankhanks.com/

Glitch Pudding, Acrylic Artist - https://instagram.com/glitchpudding/

Hoobs Glass Art - https://www.hoobsglass.net/

The Pet's Choice Animal Groomers - https://www.instagram.com/thepetschoice_wilmington.ca/

Craig's Holistic Doctors:

Dr. Jay - https://www.instagram.com/100yearsjay/

PBC Health - https://www.instagram.com/pbchealthwellness/

Healing/Hustling Links:

Louise Hay - https://youtu.be/lz16YqpWkz4

Wayne Dyer - https://youtu.be/44ImQV46lF4

Change Your Thoughts, Change Your Life - https://youtube.com/watch?v=14JxE7i0EPc

Louise Hay Sleep Meditation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz8bHR4o7E0

Emmet Fox - Prayer Is Not A Way Of Asking, But Of Receiving - https://youtu.be/Tf4yVNtMOgw?si=fQGIg-SGgbF8nBuS

Robert Kiyosaki - Liabilities to Assets - https://youtube.com/watch?v=A8vD_XO0vUU

Craig's favorite healers:

Esther Hicks (AKA Abraham Hicks)

Joe Dispenza

Bruce Lipton

Dr. Sebi

Also shout out to these light workers giving out that lost knowledge:

Dr. Delbert Blair

Dolores Cannon

Santos Bonnaci

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a hundred to six zero in progress for most of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is good.
0:12.0	Get back here.
0:20.0	Hey everybody, I'm coming to a city near you. We got Madison, Wisconsin, Indianapolis, Indiana,
0:26.6	Dania Beach, Spokane, Fort Wayne, Tulsa, Dayton, Hartford, Connecticut, Tacoma, Oklahoma,
0:35.6	Oklahoma City, Greenville, Denver.
0:38.0	That's into 2026. I'm booking next year.
0:41.4	I thought I was going to get a break.
0:45.9	In March?
0:49.3	Anyways, I love it. I love it.
0:52.0	Come to a show. I'll be slinging hoodies, jokes, t-shirts, skateboards.
0:57.9	I got skateboards now. They've been flying. That shit's awesome. Yeah, I love you all. Please rate, review, like, subscribe. Send in poop stories, party stories. Funny, bettering yourself stories. you know what we're about we're about
1:12.2	getting out of the gutter and rising up stop being a knucklehead we got this and uh yeah
1:19.2	love you all namaste go dodgers peace howdy dodie dody Howdy do they? It's a rainy day.
1:32.0	Where are we?
1:34.2	These are good mushrooms, man.
1:36.7	Dude, those mushrooms are great.
1:39.2	I have been smiling.
1:40.8	Mr. Come here.
1:41.7	Come here, Mr.
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