“MY SISTER IS ADDICTED TO VIRTUAL REALITY”

Therapy Gecko

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

A caller considers disconnecting from his family after a series of jarring events caused by his sister’s addiction to a virtual reality game. Then a caller confesses that he has been jerking off on his brother’s towel almost every day for a decade, a daughter grapples with the growing suspicion that her parents are sleeping with the neighbors, and I challenge a caller on the correct way to wear your socks. Alligators are really persistent dinosaurs. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody it's Lyle just a reminder that I am going on tour to do therapy gecko live
0:06.3	in several cities across the United States and I would love to see you there.
0:10.1	I will be interviewing random folks from the audience up on stage and absolutely anything could happen.
0:16.0	It will be very fun, very terrifying, and very geckoey.
0:21.0	You can find the link to get tickets in your city in the episode description.
0:24.9	Okay, let's get into the podcast. Hello?
0:28.9	Is this Lyle? This is Lyle.
0:35.0	How are you doing tonight, buddy? I am a gecko on the computer.
0:38.0	You are a gecko on the computer.
0:41.0	Are you excited for your tour my man?
0:44.0	I am excited for my tour I'm a little bit nervous that's going to be sweet.
0:49.6	Yeah I'm coming.
0:52.0	I wish I could I try to get tickets to Chicago because I'm out in Missouri, but it sold out like fucking instantly.
0:59.0	Yeah, yeah. The Torah will be fun. I don't know what I'm going to get into with the people I'm going to bring up, but I think it'll be fun. And I am excited.
1:09.0	Are you planning on another one anytime soon?
1:12.0	Oh, yeah, um, we'll, I'll be, I'll be doing these live things for as long as people are coming
1:17.4	to them.
1:18.4	All right, sweet, that's great thing.
1:20.6	Here, I'm going to try to come to one soon. So what's up with you, boss?
1:24.0	Well, okay. I had kind of a crazy story to share with you tonight
1:30.0	just because I wanted some, I wanted some outside advice from someone who isn't like
1:34.6	bias to the situation because it has to do with like family problems. Okay. So I'm I'm 20 and I just I just graduated high school obviously a few years ago and I have a sister who is 27 and she so she's moved out has a husband has been living with him for like a few
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