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Guaranteed Human. The Elvis Durant phone tap. Let's do the phone tap. Now, this was kind of an interesting phone tap. You know how difficult it is to get these phone taps? Yeah. Scary came in yesterday, and he got this one bagged in less than 20 minutes. First ring, she picked up, then she pranked the boyfriend, and he was home, and then she did the phone tap flawlessly.

It needed very little editing, as we say.

Listen how great this one is. Hello, Angel.

Hey, scary.

You want to do an Elvis Duran phone tap on your boyfriend, Louis?

Yeah, I do.

He's going to go crazy when he hears this.

I want to tell him that my sister and her boyfriend, whom he doesn't know, are going to move in with us. And how big of an apartment do you guys live in right now? We have a two-bedroom apartment, but we also have a three-year-old daughter. And we just got these brand new couches that he doesn't want anybody to touch, so he's going to go crazy. Okay, we'll call him up and listen in, and you do all the talking. Okay. Hello? Hey, babe, what's up? Hey, what's on? What are you doing? Nothing. Where are you at? I'm at work. Listen, I have something to tell you, don't be angry, okay? Why? Chris was at Grandma's house, and she, uh, grandma can't let her stay there anymore. Although, she wants to come stay with us. What? Yeah, it's just a little while, babe. What's a little while, Angel? Um, maybe for like two months or so. Nah, you're wilding. You're really wilding now.

Her boyfriend is going to come to. So it's not a big deal. What say? What, ain't you? Yeah, he's just going to stay for a little while, though. You're serious? What am I going to tell her, no? Are you serious? It's only for two months, so just remember that, okay? No, nothing is only for two months, but go ahead.

Listen, they have a dog. Are you serious? It's only for two months, so just remember that, okay? No, nothing is only for two months, but go ahead.

Listen, they have a dog.

Well, the dog can't come. Well, what is he going to do? Well, I don't know what he's going to do. First of all, the dog can't come. I'm not getting risk of getting kicked out my apartment for a door. get kicked out and plus we can keep him in the room in the bedroom won't know. Oh, this is crazy. This is crazy. Grandma said he's really nice. I don't care how nice he is. I don't like, oh my God, Angel, that's some real hard shit you just put on me. What am I going to do, tell them no, and, you know, it's just going to be a little, while, you know. Two months is a long time, baby.

Two months is a really long time.

Do you understand that? I understand. I haven't even been going to the gym for two months. Do you know how long two months is? I mean, I can't tell her. I can't tell her, no. And how do you even know it's for two months? I mean, well, if it's a little longer, that's okay.

Baby, baby, baby.

Are you serious?

I mean, well, if it's a little longer, that's okay.

Baby, baby, are you serious, baby? I mean, listen, it's my sister. If it was your mother or your brother, I would do the same thing. I would do the same thing.

Babe, I don't want to. Well, don't get stressed out. It's not that serious. It is that

serious. I'm not to stop crying here.

Prying for what? I mean, it's just like having company, and then you'll have somebody to hang out with. No, first of all, I'm trying to stop smoking. I don't want no weed in my house whatsoever. How do you know? You don't even know this guy. I hear that he's really nice. And they can just sleep on the couches? On the couches?

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