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Welcome, one at all, to the Damage Board with me, John Adirola. I am very glad that you are all here because regrettably, thanks to situations out of our control, I don't have a co-host today. Jackson White apparently got kind of effed over by the Chicago airport, I think it was. And so he was gonna be here,

but unfortunately because, you know, travel can be hell, particularly when the government

shut down. I'm sure that didn't help things over there. I am going to be rolling solo and

not technically solo. I guess that you guys are here. It's great to have you, whether

you're watching on the members portal or YouTube or Twitch or wherever.

I don't know, I don't know where all of you people are. I'm very glad to have you here. Definitely send in your comments or tweets or super chats and all that.

I'm gonna be looking forward to reading those once we get to the break. Oh, and I also wanted to let everyone know that while we've had a lot of fun with this new tests, this new setup, I've hated it so much that I'm not going to come in next week. I'm not going to do this. I don't want to anymore. Not if this is the situation. I'm kidding, of course, it was previously scheduled PTO. Although if I do say anything dicey on Friday, people are definitely

going to think that's why I don't show up on Monday. Now, all of this is a joke. It's previously

scheduled. Jordan is going to be leading, I'm going to say Monday and Tuesday, Ashley. So

you're going to have JR who's going to be here. Trey is going to be here on Tuesday with Jordan.

Then we're going to have Sharon is going to be leading

the show on Wednesday with Jackson. We think, you know, planes, trains and automobiles,

if they work with us, then he'll be here. And then Yaz is going to be leading on Thursday with Brett,

which is going to be a lot of fun. She's going to have to put up with all of that for once. And then Yaz and Waz are going to be closing out the week on Friday. So I'm going to be taking the week off. I'm still going to be working except it's going to be child care that I'm going to be doing for that particular week. And so it should be a lot of fun. If any of you have been getting sick of my whole thing, don't worry. You got a week

where you don't have to deal with it at all. But before that, we do have a couple of shows. Brett's going to be here tomorrow. Should be a lot of fun. We got some garbage people and I already have a couple of things set aside for that. But first, let's see what's going on in the news. We're gonna be talking a lot lot about J.D. Vance, which nobody wants to have

to do that, but unfortunately, he's still in a position of power, hopefully by 2028. That will

be done for a while. We'll be talking about nukes. We'll be talking about the very liberal

Marjorie Green. She's been labeled by another Republican. That should be fun. Oh, and also,

we now have a lot of details on the federal indictment of congressional candidate in Illinois' 7th

district, Kat Abakzale. She's been indicted by the Trump administration. She's now speaking out

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