My nephew looks “too much like me”… so my wife wants a paternity test! | Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 12 December 2024
⏱️ 116 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.5 | My nephew looks too much like me, so my wife wants a paternity test. |
| 0:10.1 | Hey, what's that guy doing looking like you, huh? |
| 0:12.3 | I mean, you're slipping a banana any day out of it. |
| 0:15.1 | What are you guys? |
| 0:15.8 | Related? |
| 0:16.5 | Where's that guy related to you? |
| 0:20.9 | My wife and I have been married for 10 years and together for 14. |
| 0:24.8 | We are child free. |
| 0:27.0 | I also have a nephew who's currently 13 and I'm not going to lie, he looks a lot like me and has a lot of the same facial features as me. |
| 0:40.2 | We're going to do a genetics crash course. |
| 0:42.6 | Did we all know what alleles are? |
| 0:46.7 | You all are sharing alleles. |
| 0:49.1 | It's not a big deal. |
| 0:51.9 | Don't let don't ask them that question. |
| 0:53.3 | We don't have time. |
| 0:54.1 | Yeah, we don't have time. We don't have time. We have an hour and a half and we do not have time for that. I am really proud of him and we have a close bond. How close? Of a DNA bond? I have played a father-like role in his life since he was a kid. He has a deadbeat father, and my sister divorced him long ago. |
| 1:13.4 | Okay, your sister. |
| 1:15.5 | Your sister. |
| 1:17.4 | Your sister. |
| 1:18.6 | I'm putting together the dots. |
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