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My Neighbour Is Putting Up Flyers Accusing Me Of Being A Child M*lestor! r/Relationships

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🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00.0

This man has just moved in to a new neighbourhood, but to his absolute shock, as he's walking

0:06.5

through the street, he sees posters of himself on every corner, accusing him of being a child

0:13.9

molester on the official sex offenders registry when he is absolutely not. What would you do in this situation?

0:22.1

It's absolutely crazy. Let's see what this man did. I just moved and a neighbor is putting up flyers

0:28.7

accusing me of being a child molester. I am not. So I moved into a new neighborhood in August.

0:36.0

Shortly after I moved in, flyers started appearing on utility poles, etc.,

0:40.7

alerting the residents that a child sexual predator has moved into the neighbourhood.

0:46.1

The flyer contains a cropped screenshot of the person there mistaking me for's entry on the Sex Offender Registry.

0:53.0

We do share a name, but that's it. My name is not uncommon.

0:57.3

I'm not Joe Smith, but I'm not Eusebius Cadmarinius either. Either way, the person posting these

1:03.4

is definitely aware of the fact that it's not me as they crop the offender's mugshot out of

1:08.4

the screenshot and replaced it with a picture from my

1:11.2

linked in profile. I've looked up Not Me's entry on the Sex Offender Registry and he's a fat

1:17.3

white guy in his 60s. I am an average build mixed dude who looks black in my 30s. And to be clear,

1:24.9

while there's no such thing as a minor sex crime, this guy is on the registry for forcible R word of a child under 13, or something along those lines.

1:35.1

I spoke to the police as soon as I found out about the flyers via my wife, which must have been a fun surprise for her to see when she was walking home from the train.

1:44.4

They basically said, well, that sucks, but how do you expect us to find out who is putting them up?

1:50.7

I was confronted by an aby yesterday. Luckily, I bookmarked not me's sex offender registry page

1:57.0

on my phone. And the guy who confronted me was level-headed enough to immediately apologize.

2:02.4

He knew who was putting the flyers up and actually gave me the guy's name and described him

2:06.9

as kind of a conspiracy nut. Great. The abundant misspellings and caps for emphasis on the flyer

2:14.0

should have tipped me off. Anyway, I've got no interest in confronting this guy myself

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