My Neighbor told me the Darkest Secrets about his life

The Dark Somnium

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🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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This Creepypasta scary story was written by T.W Grim, make sure to check out more of their work here: https://www.reddit.com/user/theworldisgrim/ checkout the authors new project: http://mybook.to/differentmagic

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to the Fab Ads podcast.
0:02.2	Next week we're talking...
0:03.2	Uh, what are you going to do first, Carl?
0:04.6	Treadmill, exercise bike?
0:05.9	Gr. Uh, Carl, what are you doing?
0:09.0	I'm going to do the cross trainer, so I need to get really cross. I don't think that's what cross trainer is.
0:15.0	Carl you're going red. Got to get really really cross.
0:19.0	No cow, it doesn't mean cross.
0:20.0	No cow, not the medicine ball.
0:23.0	Oh great.
0:26.0	Don't wombat it, Mir cut it, with compare the market.
0:29.0	Simple!
0:30.0	Ha!
0:31.0	Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill with square wheels.
0:37.0	But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.
0:45.0	So you can stay one step ahead.
0:48.0	Soon it'll feel more like free-wailing downhill.
0:51.0	Wooohoo! On a tandem!
0:52.0	Alright mate, with a masseur on the back. downhill. Oohoo! On a tandem!
0:53.0	All right, mate!
0:54.0	With a messer on the back!
0:55.0	Oh, that's nice.
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