My Neighbor SUES ME to get FREE MONEY...and Epically FAILS costing Her $9,600
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 15 July 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My neighbor sues me to get free money and epically fails, costing him $9,600. |
| 0:06.9 | Here's what happened. Subscribe to Am I the jerk on YouTube and hit the bell for notifications. |
| 0:12.2 | So it's been about four years since this happened. I was 18 at the time working at a security |
| 0:16.8 | company. There were constant call-offs and no-shows. Have no idea why. But being so young and naive, |
| 0:23.3 | I was constantly working 16 hour shifts and not coming home until 8 a.m. I also lived with my |
| 0:28.9 | father at the time. The timeframe of this was around the 4th of July. I finally had the day off |
| 0:33.8 | and my best friend was back in town for vacation. We decided to get together and chip in on some |
| 0:38.5 | good old American fireworks. To be fair, I have nothing but bad experiences with fireworks, |
| 0:43.6 | so I had no idea how this time would be any different. We got home with the fireworks and |
| 0:48.3 | we laid them all out on the floor. Sparklers, bottle rockets, cakes, and Roman candles. |
| 0:53.0 | I say, why don't we mess around with some sparklers since it's not dark yet? Great idea. |
| 0:57.4 | We go into my backyard where it hasn't rained in well over two months and is extremely dry. |
| 1:02.8 | You see the problem here. One of the little sparkies from mine or my friend's |
| 1:06.7 | sparkler made contact with the ground and made two small fires that quickly spread to a larger |
| 1:12.3 | area. I ran as fast as I could to grab the garden hose and quickly started spraying down the |
| 1:16.9 | fire. It was no use. It was spreading faster than I could spray it. I handed my friend the hose |
| 1:22.3 | and called 911. What felt like hours was only four minutes and the fire was spreading to the |
| 1:27.6 | neighbor's fence. The neighbor came outside and they were fairly calm to grab their |
| 1:31.5 | hose and spray down the fence along with the dead grass in her yard. The fire department |
| 1:35.6 | shows up finally and I tell my friend only one of us needs to get in trouble, so you should leave. |
| 1:40.9 | He was reluctant to leave because he felt equally responsible, but I convinced him. |
| 1:45.4 | I didn't want him to get in trouble and have to drop out of college. |
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