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The Heart

My Natural Pocket

The Heart

Kaitlin Prest

Relationships, Society & Culture

4.52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2014

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

A Quickie.

Behold the almighty power of the V. Vaginas can hold the largest and smallest of objects with barely the slightest uncomfort. So it just makes sense to stash your weed in there. Star reporter, Ruth Eddy tells us how she came to use her natural pocket.

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0:09.5

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0:34.7

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0:40.9

I smoke pot. I like it a lot. A lot. Like a lot, a lot. I pretty much have it on me all the

0:47.0

time. In my small Montana town, it's not a big deal. But in the airport, it is.

0:54.8

At the beginning of the last summer, I footage Chicago for my stepsisters wedding. I didn't

0:58.8

want to go to the wedding without weed. I don't like going anywhere without weed. I could

1:03.2

have maybe found some in Chicago, but you can also buy toothpaste wherever you're going.

1:07.2

But if you have it, you take it, right? So I took some on the airplane in my natural pocket.

1:15.1

My natural pocket. My natural pocket.

1:21.6

My friend Hannah mentioned it casually after we landed in Texas some months before. So

1:26.4

the morning of my flight to Chicago, I called Hannah. I wanted to know exactly how she

1:30.5

did it. I didn't want to mess up.

1:33.8

So usually when I'm packaging it for transport, I try to pull out the stems.

1:38.8

Then I would try it into one of these tiny baggies.

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