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🗓️ 10 October 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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This week, in Gardner, North Dakota, a seemingly nice couple moves to this small town, only to raise major suspicions, after a couple of months. It turns out, that they're using the identity of another man, and are both wanted by police. When the man finds out they've been using his name, everything starts to fall apart, and before you know it, there's dismembered body parts being found in rivers! A most twisted tale!
Along the way, we find out that some towns just don't have a lot going on, that you should never order a martini, in the wrong place, and that killing someone doesn't mean that you can then take over their identity!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder Express. |
| 0:20.2 | Yay, cho choo. Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy. Yay indeed. My name is James Petrigal. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you, folks, so much for joining us today on another edition of Small Town Murder Express. Wow, do we have a crazy episode for you today. Right. 10 pounds of murder in a 2 pound bag. We might up it to 20 pounds of murder in a 2 pound bag today because this is a wild story that we're going to cram into this small space. So it's going to be a lot of fun. Before we get to that, though, shut up and give me murder.com. Check it out and get all of your merchandise. Get all of your tickets for live shows. |
| 0:56.6 | We have Seattle next week. It is October the 18th, Saturday night at the Moore. |
| 1:02.3 | Still some tickets left for that, but not many. They put out a low ticket alert. So I don't know what that means. |
| 1:07.4 | Get your tickets for that right now. I think that's all it's left, except for the virtual live show. |
| 1:12.7 | Oh. |
| 1:13.6 | That is going to be the Thursday right before Halloween. |
| 1:16.4 | We can't wait for that, just like a regular live show, except you don't have to leave your house. |
| 1:21.6 | A lot of fun, and we're going to have costumes because it's Halloween. |
| 1:24.4 | We're going to look like idiots. |
| 1:25.6 | This set will be decorated nice, just like a regular live show, all the jokes and everything like that and the pictures. And it's available for two weeks after we do it, too. So you can buy it then, you can buy it and watch it 20 times. You can do whatever you want with it for two weeks. So enjoy that and keep coming and hanging out. That's shut up and give me murder.com. also listen to our other two shows, Crime in Sports. We have a very good series on Billy Martin going on right now. I like how Jimmy said, okay, like you'll give it a little. We may, like you never heard it before. Give it a lot. That sounds like a good show. And your stupid opinions where we listen to people's reviews of anything and everything from around the internet and make fun of them because it's hilarious. So to listen to those, then get Patreon. Patreon.com slash crime in sports, just like the |
| 2:07.9 | name of that show you should be listening to that. Jimmy's very interested in. |
| 2:10.8 | This week I'm trying. Finally, after we've only been doing it for 10 years and now he's going to give it a shot. |
| 2:19.2 | So, definitely do that and get yourself Patreon. |
| 2:22.3 | Anybody $5 a month or above, you're going to get hundreds of back episodes of bonus stuff. |
| 2:26.5 | You've never heard right away just, you know, to listen to and binge at once. |
| 2:30.6 | And then you can also get new ones every other week. |
| 2:33.8 | Not you can, we'll get new ones every other week. Not you can. We'll get new ones |
| 2:35.2 | every other week. One crime in sports, one small town murder. This week, which you're going to get |
| 2:39.3 | for crime and sports. We're going to talk about those old rock and jock MTV specials and just |
| 2:43.7 | make fun of tiny, tiny R&B singers trying to play against Gary Payton. It's just very funny. |
| 2:49.4 | It's wild. Yeah. It's hilarious. Then for Small Town Murder, we're going to talk about that documentary unknown number where that woman harasses her daughter horribly. And we've had so much request, so many requests to do this. We had to do it. She sucks. She sucks. In addition to that, you get all of our shows, Crime and sports, your stupid opinion, small town murder, all ad free with your Patreon subscription. |
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