My Name Is Lily Madwhip: This Is the Worst Day Ever by William Dalphin (10/15) (Guest Storytime)
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🗓️ 20 July 2019
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Lily Madwip and this is the worst- |
| 0:06.1 | Sorry, my chest really hurts. |
| 0:11.5 | I just need a moment. |
| 0:14.8 | Just to sit down by this tree. |
| 0:17.3 | I wasn't feeling so bad after the car crash I caused just a bit ago. |
| 0:21.7 | But the seatbelt really did dig in and I'm not used to all this running. |
| 0:27.3 | Have I still got pasture on me? |
| 0:29.1 | Yes? |
| 0:30.1 | Oh, good. |
| 0:31.1 | He's telling me to rest here. |
| 0:33.6 | Just relax and let the police deal with Felix. |
| 0:36.1 | Don't go after him. |
| 0:38.4 | I can't rest here. |
| 0:39.9 | There might be ants. |
| 0:41.7 | I don't want ants crawling all over me if I fall asleep under this tree. |
| 0:45.4 | And besides, I've got a better chance of stopping Felix because all I have to do is |
| 0:49.2 | get near him and tell him to buzz off and never return or something. |
| 0:53.2 | I hope that works. |
| 0:55.4 | Where even am I? |
| 0:58.1 | What house number is this? |
| 1:00.9 | 64? |
| 1:01.9 | There are way too many houses on this street. |
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