My Name Is Lily Madwhip: I Have to Murder My Friend by William Dalphin (13/15) (Guest Storytime)
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🗓️ 4 September 2019
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Lily Madwip and I have to murder my friend for a dead woman. |
| 0:12.1 | Make sure you check the air in the tires. |
| 0:15.6 | That's Jamal. |
| 0:16.6 | He lives next door to me and he's my second best friend. |
| 0:20.0 | Though he thinks he's my first. |
| 0:22.7 | I'm borrowing his bicycle to get across town to the Red Moon Hotel where my third best |
| 0:26.7 | friend Meredith is currently staying. |
| 0:29.0 | That's a long story so let me just get you up to speed. |
| 0:32.4 | Meredith has a melted Barbie named Nathaniel that makes her able to burn things when she's |
| 0:35.8 | angry and I mean like burn things without matches. |
| 0:38.8 | I burn things when I was angry but they were old journals from second grade and I used |
| 0:42.6 | a magnifying glass in the heat from the sun. |
| 0:45.1 | It took forever but I managed to burn a hole right through them. |
| 0:49.2 | That's beside the point. |
| 0:53.0 | Meredith has to die. |
| 0:56.2 | The ghost of a dead police officer named Officer Flowers told me this. |
| 1:00.6 | It was backed up by my doll Pasha. |
| 1:03.4 | If I was someone else this would sound crazy to me so I'm not telling Jamal why he's |
| 1:08.1 | loaning me his bicycle. |
| 1:10.2 | He thinks it's because Meredith is in danger from a man who looks very weasel like who |
| 1:14.1 | happened to assault my dad, kidnap me, crash our car leaving my dad in a coma and try |
| 1:18.3 | to turn Meredith into a super villain. |
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