My Mother-in-law Is Competing With My Mom

A Girl and Her Mother-In-Law

Allisa

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Recapping the weekend, Willow Smith, Geri gets a colonoscopy & crazy in-law emails. Sister in law who can’t keep her mouth shut, mother in law who is jealous of her mom & more

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0:00.0	What's popping everybody? Welcome back to what girl and her mother-in-law happy
0:19.3	monkey Monday. Welcome back everyone. It's a Monday. Hope you had a lovely weekend.
0:26.9	That would be nice. If they had a lovely weekend. I hope they did. I hope so. It's
0:36.4	fucking freezing again. Yeah. We went from 63 to snow. I don't understand how
0:43.6	this is happening. Although I think in like two days it's supposed to be back up
0:47.4	to like 50. That enough. It's stupid. Yesterday it was freezing ass. It was
0:53.8	freezing ass. Yeah. It was freezing ass. It was how we were in the computer. Sorry. It was
0:59.8	freezing ass and absolutely ridiculous. Yeah. And I don't like it. I used to not
1:06.8	mind it so much but A. I'm getting old and B. My simulator. What's my excuse? You're
1:15.1	getting old? You're starting to get old. You know it's like wait can you imagine being a kid
1:21.3	and wanting to go sleigh riding? What the? I'll go like tubing if you like
1:28.2	got something that'll bring me up the hill. I'll sit in it and I'll slide down. Other
1:33.0	than that I don't want to lie in the snow. I don't want to throw snowballs. I
1:36.0	don't want to make snow angels. I don't want to make a fucking snowman. Can I ask
1:38.4	your question? I don't want it. What are you gonna do when you have kids? I'm gonna
1:41.5	have to do it. Okay. We're gonna do a bougie-ass ski club that has a little lift
1:46.3	that we can stand on. Oh my god. Cracking up a hill in the snow is not an easy
1:51.6	feat. Remember when me and Zane went and I almost passed out because it was negative
1:55.7	like five degrees. It was pretty ridiculous. But even over here you know the big
2:00.2	hills over here where you go tubing and stuff like that. Like you're gonna have to
2:03.3	bring your babies there. I just told you I'm gonna go to a place that has a
2:07.3	lift. No, my kids can run up and down the hill all day. Yeah, thank you. I'm just messing
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