Hello friends and thank you for tuning into the Dunker Trussell family hour. A big

hello to train conductors who are listening to this podcast right now as you

go riding past the backyards of homes and churches and factories all across

America playing your harmonica, whistling, Simon and Garfunkel songs as you

look through your binoculars into the windows of suburban neighborhood homes

and watch middle-aged people desperately fuck and then attempt to summon love

into their relationships because they've forgotten that the real way to

experience love in a failed relationship is to reconnect with novelty. Blow your

train whistle at them, see if you can make them wake up to the fact that no

matter how many times they slap their meat bodies against each other it will

bring no true happiness unless they have found a way to be Korean, which is the

secret of really fixing your relationship is just become Korean. Hello to all

of you who are working in hospitals delivering babies to all of you who are

making babies and to all of you who have just had babies removed from inside

your vaginas. I hope that you are extraordinarily happy here as we enter into

the fall which is my favorite time of year and I'm really excited about the

horrific and evil conditions of Los Angeles transforming into the wet

rainy season that comes at the end of the summer because L.A. has been a

snarling feverish cunt and the last few weeks in months in L.A. have been

atrociously hot and unforgivable if I could I'd punch the sun in the nose

for this heat it's been terrible but I'm not in the heat right now I'm in

North Carolina we did some shows Joe Rogan and I did shows in Asheville and

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