My Mom Would Be Disappointed
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
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🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Joe provides the details on the unusual way in which he suffered a sports injury!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.4 | My mother would be disappointed in me. |
| 0:06.4 | It's one more thing. |
| 0:08.3 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:09.8 | One more thing. |
| 0:11.1 | That's a heavy one more thing. |
| 0:13.2 | Living, knowing your mom would be disappointed in you. |
| 0:15.8 | Again. |
| 0:16.8 | That's right. |
| 0:19.1 | Again. |
| 0:20.2 | So, I was, I'm going to not be at work. |
| 0:26.0 | Moniana. |
| 0:26.7 | Tomorrow, we are speaking these words on Wednesday the 13th of May. |
| 0:31.2 | I will be off tomorrow. |
| 0:32.3 | I'm playing in a golf tournament. |
| 0:34.8 | And normally I'd be worried about how I'm going to play, a concerned, |
| 0:40.4 | a little nervous, how you are before a sports thingy. |
| 0:43.8 | But all I worry about this time is not being injured, not aggravating an injury I've got, |
| 0:54.0 | which is I had a tear in some of the muscles. |
| 0:58.7 | Like the adductor that Al Gore used to like to get rubbed because it gets near your crack. |
| 1:06.5 | You know, if you're going to squeeze a basketball between your knees, that's your adductors. |
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