“MY MOM OWES ME $40k”
Therapy Gecko
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4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com
A caller tries to get his mom to pay the $40k she owes him, a caller details his life experience growing up in Dubai and trying to escape his conventional life, and a viewer mail-in learns more about themselves by catfishing strangers on dating apps.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. It's Lyle. Welcome to the Therapy Gecko podcast. Just really quick before we get into the episode, want to remind everybody the tickets are currently on sale right now at Therapy GeckoTor.com for my upcoming tour across America and a few cities in Canada. And we actually just added a show in a couple weeks in Tokyo, Japan. |
| 0:27.0 | So if you happen to be in Tokyo, Japan on March 22nd and you want to come to a live show, |
| 0:34.4 | you can go to Therapy GeckoTor.com and get tickets to that show. Or if you happen to be in |
| 0:41.7 | any major city in the U.S. and a few other cities, no offense to those cities. But if you're in the |
| 0:49.8 | U.S., you're in Canada, you're in Tokyo, please go to Therapy GeckoTor.com. I'm doing a bunch of shows. I'm going to be |
| 0:56.5 | telling stories. I'm going to be doing live gecko therapy for the fourth time around. And I'm very |
| 1:06.9 | excited about this tour. I'm excited for the material that I've got. I'm excited to engage with the community. |
| 1:14.2 | And I think you guys should come to the shows. |
| 1:16.6 | It'll be a good time. |
| 1:17.8 | Please go to Therapy GeckoTor.com right now to get tickets, |
| 1:22.7 | especially if you're in Tokyo. |
| 1:24.5 | We just added that show. |
| 1:25.9 | It's in a couple weeks. |
| 1:26.8 | And I would love to see some of the Tokyo gecko listeners out there. |
| 1:36.0 | Anyway, thanks for listening. |
| 1:38.8 | Let's get into the episode. |
| 1:40.8 | Hello? |
| 1:41.9 | Hello? |
| 1:42.4 | What's up? |
| 1:43.3 | Oh, my God. |
| 2:35.8 | Holy shit. How you going? How am I going? Uh, I'm going good, man. You're from Australia, from the accent and then how you're going? Yeah. Yeah. I just wanted to say, um, a couple of months ago, my girlfriend messaged you on Instagram and asked you for a birthday wish. And you sent a really nice message. Oh, what did I say? I'm a bit out of breath. I'm freaking out. I don't know. You said your classic thing we are like. I hope you guys end up in the kingdom of heaven together. I know you don't believe in that Christianity, but I don't know. I, I, hold on. The kingdom, I believe vaguely in a version of the kingdom of heaven. Wait, this was a couple months ago? Yeah, in October, last year. Oh, cool, cool, cool. You said you were, like, on the subway or something? I mean, I never thought she'd get a response and she surprised me with it, which was crazy. |
| 2:38.4 | I've got it saved, but no, it was really cool. |
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