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My mom is an influencer and I hate her for it.

Ouch.

This comes from Anonymous Carrot who says,

My mom, female 45, has become a Facebook influencer.

That is a rough influencer.

It's the worst.

Truly the worst kind of influence.

Sorry, Facebook, not sorry.

I Female 16 used to not care when she would take photos, but it's gotten crazy.

Everything she does now is posted or live streamed online.

Even if somewhere says don't photograph

her film, she'll find a way to film it. Classic. It was annoying at first, but now it's

downright frustrating, especially since three months ago when she really got into it. I almost

completely understand the irony of me posting this on Reddit, but I just need someone to hear me out. Become an influencer so you can strike back. Strike back. Use your followers against theirs. And welcome back to the stream, everyone. They tried to shut us down. That's right. But we're freaking back. So if you want to get back at them, guys, like the stream.

Drop where you're from in the comments.

They didn't want us to stream. They didn't want to stream. They didn't want to stream. Hey to you too. Jessica Myers. Let's get back into the stories. Let's do it. So I declined my own 16th birthday party. So she threw a giant party claiming it was for her anniversary, my brother's

graduation, and my birthday. Damn, dude. Tacked on at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's celebrate it then.

A little tip. There was 150 guests invited. And between my dad, my brother, and myself, we only

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